A collection of quotes and thoughts by Henny Youngman on goodfellas, wife, sayings, puns, roasts-don-rickles, funny, music, marriage, travel, life, time and love.
21 Great Quotes By Henny Youngman That Will Make You Laugh Yourself Sick
Henny Youngman was a famous American violinist and comedian. He is renowned for being a master of ‘one-liners’. In his times when his contenders used elaborate anecdotes to amuse the audience, Youngman cracked simple one-line jokes. He also occasionally played violin while performing in front of the audience. He usually eliminated lengthy build-ups in his performances and replaced them with unadorned, easy, cartoon-like situations and going straight to punch lines. Columnist Walter Winchell gave him the title of ‘The King Of One Liners’. Youngman’s stage performance lasted hardly for 20 minutes; however, it included numerous jokes in a rapid-fire form. Following are some popular, funny and ironic thoughts, one-liner, words, opinions and views that the funny man shared through his gigs, stage-shows, performances, puns, work and life. Read through the quotes and sayings by Henny Youngman that will surely tickle your funny bone.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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