Henny Youngman was a famous American violinist and comedian. He is renowned for being a master of ‘one-liners’. In his times when his contenders used elaborate anecdotes to amuse the audience, Youngman cracked simple one-line jokes. He also occasionally played violin while performing in front of the audience. He usually eliminated lengthy build-ups in his performances and replaced them with unadorned, easy, cartoon-like situations and going straight to punch lines. Columnist Walter Winchell gave him the title of ‘The King Of One Liners’. Youngman’s stage performance lasted hardly for 20 minutes; however, it included numerous jokes in a rapid-fire form. Following are some popular, funny and ironic thoughts, one-liner, words, opinions and views that the funny man shared through his gigs, stage-shows, performances, puns, work and life. Read through the quotes and sayings by Henny Youngman that will surely tickle your funny bone.