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A collection of interesting wedding quotes and sayings from famous people.

Interesting & Funny Wedding Quotes

Be it your wedding day or of someone special, weddings are unforgettable events that involve a lot of merrymaking, fun, celebrations and gaiety. Wedding customs and traditions vary greatly across the globe yet the quintessence remains the same. Weddings create memories, be it you taking vows or sharing touching remarks, or shedding tears of joy. Wedding quotes and sayings can be romantic and soppy at the same time. If you are looking for some popular quotable quotations or thoughts that you wish to include in your wedding speech or your wedding invitation or to the decor, we have you covered. We have rounded some popular and famous quotations and sayings which can express your emotions on your wedding day or on the wedding of someone special. If you wish, you may keep the tissues handy.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Ogden Nash
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.

Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.

Thomas Hardy
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

Christopher Walken
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Amy Sedaris
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

Lord Byron
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.

Sandra Bullock
I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.

Gwyneth Paltrow
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

Paris Hilton
Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Emily Blunt
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

Michael J. Fox
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Dorothy Parker
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Adam Sandler
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Lord Byron
Narciso Rodriguez was my first fashion big brother. He made my wedding dress, which was wonderful.

Narciso Rodriguez was my first fashion big brother. He made my wedding dress, which was wonderful.

Claire Danes
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

Humphrey DeForest Bogart
Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Emily Blunt
His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.

His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.

Angela Carter
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Ryan Gosling

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

Barbara De Angelis

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.

Christopher Walken
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

James Thurber
The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and now I place them here in memory of something that has died.

The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and now I place them here in memory of something that has died.

Katharine Hepburn
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx
I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family.

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family.

Bryce Dallas Howard
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

Brian May
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

Matthew McConaughey
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx
I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

Jared Leto
Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

Danielle Steel

Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and arbitrarily violate them in order to walk on water, or turn water into wine as a cheap party trick at a wedding?

Richard Dawkins
Night and day you are the one,
Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Cole Porter
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Mike Epps
Every wedding must be an occasion of joy that human beings can do such great things, that they have been given such immense freedom and power to take the helm in their life’s journey…

Every wedding must be an occasion of joy that human beings can do such great things, that they have been given such immense freedom and power to take the helm in their life’s journey…

Dietrich Bonhoeffer
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.

I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.

J. M. W. Turner

I don't really have many regrets. I did miss a lot of the events in the days leading up to my sister's wedding because I was at a U17 camp. There were moments like that growing up when I felt like I focused too much on soccer. But that's probably the reason I am where I am today.

Mano

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

Jessica Ann Simpson
No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.

No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.

Anne Tyler
'Through sickness and through health' sounds so simple on your wedding day, but in reality, they become significant words that are a huge responsibility and show true character to navigate.

'Through sickness and through health' sounds so simple on your wedding day, but in reality, they become significant words that are a huge responsibility and show true character to navigate.

Yolanda Foster
A small wedding is not necessarily one to which very few people are invited. It is one to which the person you are addressing is not invited.

A small wedding is not necessarily one to which very few people are invited. It is one to which the person you are addressing is not invited.

Judith Martin
The wedding of Christianity or Judaism with nationalism is lethal.

The wedding of Christianity or Judaism with nationalism is lethal.

Arthur Miller
When I was a seminarian, I was dazzled by a girl I met at an uncle's wedding. I was surprised by her beauty, her intellectual brilliance... and, well, I was bowled over for quite a while.

When I was a seminarian, I was dazzled by a girl I met at an uncle's wedding. I was surprised by her beauty, her intellectual brilliance... and, well, I was bowled over for quite a while.

Pope Francis
My father (Theodore Roosevelt) always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral,
the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

My father (Theodore Roosevelt) always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

Sammy Davis, Jr.
It will be a honeymoon,Demiris told her.She got the honeymoon but not the wedding.

It will be a honeymoon,Demiris told her.She got the honeymoon but not the wedding.

Sidney Sheldon
I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child.

I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child.

Sarah Jessica Parker
After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

Douglas William Jerrold
Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding-ring!

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding-ring!

Colley Cibber
Death is but changing of our robes to wait in wedding garments at the Eternal's gate.

Death is but changing of our robes to wait in wedding garments at the Eternal's gate.

Sri Aurobindo
We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

Paul McCartney
I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Kim Kardashian
I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

Gwen Stefani
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

George Jean Nathan
Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.

Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.

Anne Hathaway

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

Jennifer Aniston

I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends.

Julia Roberts
I love a black wedding dress.

I love a black wedding dress.

Vera Wang
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

John Mayer