I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
I grew up cursing a lot.
I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
I'm filthy rich!
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.
I can handle pain.
I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
Girls are soft and pretty.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
It's nice when little teams win.
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.
SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
I like sitting and writing with my buddies.
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
