Groucho Marx was an eminent American writer, comedian, and actor. He is regarded as one of America’s greatest comedians. He had a successful solo career and is recognized as the host of television and radio game show ‘You Bet Your Life.’ He also produced thirteen feature films with his siblings. Here is a list of quotes and sayings by Groucho Marx which have been extracted from his writings, films, books, thoughts, life, shows, interviews, gigs, and essays. Following is a list of quotable quotes and thoughts by Groucho Marx on fake-people, death, funny, education, love, ifs, money, misery, wit, fear, morning, friendship, humor, brothers, crazy, generations, clubs, organizations etc.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.