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Quotes by Mindy Kaling on books, friends, destiny, life, role-models, women, relationship, romance, etc.

25 Great Quotes By Mindy Kaling

Famous As: Actress
Born On: June 24, 1979
Born In: Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States
Vera Mindy Chokalingam, famous as Mindy Kaling, is a celebrated American producer, actress, comedian, and writer. She gained recognition for her performance in ‘The Office,’ where she portrayed Kelly Kapoor. She also served as the executive producer, director, and writer for the same. She also earned a ‘Primetime Emmy Award’ nomination for her work on the series. She rose to prominence for starring, writing, producing and creating the comedy series ‘The Mindy Project.’ Some of her other noteworthy works include ‘Four Weddings And A Funeral,’ ‘Champions,’ ‘Never Have I Ever,’ ‘Late Night,’ ‘Wreck-It Ralph,’ ‘The Night Before,’ ‘Despicable Me,’ ‘Inside Out,’ and more. She has also written two New York Times top-selling memoirs, ‘Why Not Me?,’ and ‘Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns).’ We bring to you popular sayings by Mindy Kaling.

Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.

Mindy Kaling

Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.

Mindy Kaling

Elizabeth Kennedy is so chic. Her gowns have such structure, I feel like a work of art.

Mindy Kaling

Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.

Mindy Kaling

Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.

Mindy Kaling

Colored leather is my favorite. To me, there's nothing more fun than wearing a cobalt blue leather skirt or a fuchsia leather jacket.

Mindy Kaling

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

Mindy Kaling

Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.

Mindy Kaling

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

Mindy Kaling

Because confidence is like respect; you have to earn it.

Mindy Kaling

As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

Mindy Kaling

As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.

Mindy Kaling

Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change - as anyone would change.

Mindy Kaling

Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

Mindy Kaling

Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered

Mindy Kaling

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.

Mindy Kaling

All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile!

Mindy Kaling

Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.

Mindy Kaling

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

Mindy Kaling

All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something like that. I feel like she has fans, gay, straight, bi, who would throw themselves off a building for her.

Mindy Kaling

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.

Mindy Kaling

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

Mindy Kaling

As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It’s the reason why people love Harry Potter. Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you’re a young kid, you get attached to these characters.

Mindy Kaling

Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People do laugh when something's shocking, but that is, to me, the absolute fakest of laughs. That's not something that sustains a television series, or a movie, or even 45 minutes of a stand-up set at Carolines.

Mindy Kaling

Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.

Mindy Kaling