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A collection of quotes and sayings by Jimmy Fallon on funny, motivational, inspirational, catchphrases, movies, tv-shows, songs, thankyou-notes and smile.

26 Jimmy Fallon Quotes That Will Have You In Stitches

Quick Facts

Famous As: Television Host

Born On: September 19, 1974

Born In: Brooklyn

Jimmy Fallon is an illustrious American actor, comedian, musician and television host. He is renowned as the host of ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’, a late-night talk show and also as the cast member on ‘Saturday Night Live’. He was inclined towards music and comedy from an early age. At the age of 21, he moved to Los Angeles in order to try his hand at stand-up comedy. He gained recognition after he was commissioned as a cast member to join ‘Saturday Night Live’ where he remained for 6 years and also co-hosted Weekend Update’s of the program. We have compiled some popular, witty and funniest lines, words, quotes and thoughts by Jimmy Fallon on santa, Christmas, food, sunshine, people, birthday, stars, journey, age, moment, comeback, love, pain, believe, sports, team, boss, dating, positive, work, wife, story, attention, silly, absurd, laugh etc that will make you fall in love with him again. Go through the quotable quotes and sayings by Jimmy Fallon that reflects his funny side.
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I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

Jimmy Fallon

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Jimmy Fallon

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Jimmy Fallon

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.

Jimmy Fallon

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

Jimmy Fallon

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

Jimmy Fallon

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Jimmy Fallon

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.'

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

Jimmy Fallon

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

Jimmy Fallon

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Jimmy Fallon

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Jimmy Fallon

L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

Jimmy Fallon

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Jimmy Fallon

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Jimmy Fallon

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Jimmy Fallon

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

Jimmy Fallon

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

Jimmy Fallon

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

Jimmy Fallon

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

Jimmy Fallon