A collection of quotes and thoughts by George Lopez on humor, funny, time, yourself, life, love, people, happy, childhood, worst, political, character, wine and belief.
25 Motivational Quotes By George Lopez That Will Tickle Your Funny Bones
George Lopez is a popular American comedian and actor known for his prolific sense of humor. He had an oppressed childhood growing up in a separated family and these experiences influenced a majority of his stand-up content. He started off by performing at various comedy clubs which got him his first share of fame. This popularity was acknowledged by Sandra Bullock who approached him to produce and star in a comedy show. He aimed at filling the lack of Hispanic-oriented shows on television and became one of the few Latinos to perform on television. In the show, he humored on his past experiences of life which fascinated the masses. He has also produced some very popular comedy albums including ‘Team Leader’ which was honored with the ‘Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album’. Apart from this, he has also proved his mettle on the big screen by working in some of the most successful movies like ‘The Spy Next Door’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’. This comedian has own a huge number of awards and accolades that prove his prominence as an entertainer. Whatever he has said or written has become famous as his quotes and are frequently quoted by people. Go through the quotes and thoughts by George Lopez which aims at teaching some of the important lessons of life in a humorous way.
Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.
George Lopez
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
George Lopez
It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.
It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.
So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write.
The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn't swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves.
