Craig Ferguson is a television personality, who is famous for being a standup comedia, actor, producer and voice over professional. He was born in Scotland in 1962 and initially performed in the UK, before moving to the United States at the age of 21. He started off as a drummer for a musical band but later on switched to standup comedy. He found success with The Craig Ferguson Show and later on the show 2000 Not Out among others. Ferguson then went to the US and it was with The Drew Carry Show that he became a well-known face in the American comedy circuit. He has also acted in several films and some of them include Niagara Motel, Chaine of Fools, The Ugly Truth and Lenny the Wonder Dog among others. Other well-known shows that he has hosted include The Late Night Show With Craig Ferguson, Join or Die With Craig Ferguson and Celebrity Name Game. Ferguson is currently regarded as one of the world’s most prominent standup comedians and his shows are consistently well received by a varied audience across the world. Here are some of the best quotes from Craig Ferguson.