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18 Mind-Blowing Quotes By Jim Davis

Famous As: Actor
Born On: August 26, 1909
Died On: April 26, 1981
Born In: Edgerton, Missouri, United States
Died At Age: 71
Jim Davis was an eminent American actor renowned for CBS prime-time soap opera ‘Dallas’ where he played the role of Jock Ewing. He is also remembered for his cowboy acts in a number of films. He had a modest beginning to his career, and worked in a circus as a tent-rigger. It was his job as a salesman that took him to Los Angeles where he started his career in acting. Initially he was cast in minor roles but with a starring role in ‘Winter Meeting’ he broke the six year old anonymity. We have rounded some meaningful, motivating and enlightening quotes and sayings by Jim Davis which have been extracted from his movies, dialogues, acts, thoughts, performances, public utterances, works and life. Take a look at the famous and popular quotes and thoughts by Jim Davis.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Jim Davis
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Jim Davis
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Jim Davis
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Jim Davis
I never met a lasagna I didn't like

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Jim Davis
Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.

Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Jim Davis
When in doubt, pig out!

When in doubt, pig out!

Jim Davis
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

Jim Davis
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

Jim Davis
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Jim Davis
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Jim Davis
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Jim Davis
The Ego Rip
Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings.
Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands.
Step 3: Rip list to shreds.
Step 4: Consider yourself perfect.

The Ego Rip Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings. Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands. Step 3: Rip list to shreds. Step 4: Consider yourself perfect.

Jim Davis
Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious

Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious

Jim Davis
Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.

Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.

Jim Davis
Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.

Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.

Jim Davis