Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.
Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the New York Times
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?
As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.
The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.
I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.
As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals
Proposing an immigration policy that serves America’s interests should not require an apology.
The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Throw in “never read books” and you have the dictionary definition of a liberal. Being completely uninformed is precisely how most liberals stay liberal.
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
Once man's connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere.
A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.
I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.
Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost
It’s often said that those who are unduly bothered by gays are latent homosexuals. Isn’t it possible that people obsessed with racism are themselves racist.
Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.
You know you're doing something right when you've reduced hordes of liberals to blind, sputtering rage.