
Bil Keane
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

William Shakespeare
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

William Shakespeare
Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.

William Shakespeare
Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.

William Shakespeare
What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.

C. S. Lewis
The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.

Mark Twain
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Oscar Wilde
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

C. S. Lewis
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.

Mahatma Gandhi
God has no religion.

Max Lucado
A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.

C. S. Lewis
We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.

Kurt Vonnegut
If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC

C. S. Lewis
God can't give us peace and happiness apart from Himself because there is no such thing.

Rumi
When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep. Praise God for those two insomnias! And the difference between them.

Paulo Coelho
When you find your path, you must not be afraid. You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes. Disappointment, defeat, and despair are the tools God uses to show us the way.

C. S. Lewis
Pain insists upon being attended to. God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pains. It is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world.

Friedrich Nietzsche
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

Max Lucado
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right.

J. D. Salinger
I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.

Albert Einstein
Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Abraham Lincoln
My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.

Aldous Huxley
But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.

Rumi
Silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation.

Desiderius Erasmus
Man is to man either a god or a wolf.

Marilyn Monroe
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Victor Hugo
To love another person is to see the face of God.

Mother Teresa
God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that you try.

Friedrich Nietzsche
Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?

Victor Hugo
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.

Woody Allen
To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Sylvia Plath
I talk to God but the sky is empty.

Orhan Pamuk
The hero of the book does long to experience God. But his conception of God is very western.
Johnny Cash
The things that have always been important: to be a good man, to try to live my life the way God would have me, to turn it over to Him that His will might be worked in my life, to do my work without looking back, to give it all I've got, and to take pride in my work as an honest performer.

Stephen King
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

C. S. Lewis
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.

Leo Tolstoy
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.

Friedrich Nietzsche
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.

Mahatma Gandhi
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.

Alice Walker
I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.

Anne Lamott
You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

George Carlin
He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

Woody Allen
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Johnny Cash
God gives us life and takes us away as He sees fit.

Neil Gaiman
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.

Abraham Lincoln
I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.

E. E. Cummings
I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.

C. S. Lewis
I think that if God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him.

Galileo Galilei
The laws of nature are written by the hand of God in the language of mathematics.

Voltaire
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." (Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767)

Johnny Cash
God's the final judge for Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash too. That's solely in the hands of God.

Albert Camus
I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist.

Mother Teresa
I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.

Mother Teresa
Prayer is not asking. Prayer is putting oneself in the hands of God, at His disposition, and listening to His voice in the depth of our hearts.

Albert Einstein
God does not play dice with the universe.

C. S. Lewis
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Joy is the infallible sign of the presence of God.
Galileo Galilei
And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created free by God are compelled to submit slavishly to an outside will? When we are told to deny our senses and subject them to the whim of others? When people devoid of whatsoever competence are made judges over experts and are granted authority to treat them as they please? These are the novelties which are apt to bring about the ruin of commonwealths and the subversion of the state.

Gordon B. Hinckley
Let us never forget to pray. God lives. He is near. He is real. He is not only aware of us but cares for us. He is our Father. He is accessible to all who will seek Him.

Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.
![Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Benjamin Franklin
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

Khaled Hosseini
Behind every trial and sorrow that He makes us shoulder, God has a reason.

Johnny Cash
Life is the question and life is the answer, and God is the reason and love is the way.
Galileo Galilei
The prohibition of science would be contrary to the Bible, which in hundreds of places teaches us how the greatness and the glory of God shine forth marvelously in all His works, and is to be read above all in the open book of the heavens.

Walt Whitman
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.

Max Lucado
You are the only you God made... God made you and broke the mold.

Bill Maher
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!

Joss Whedon
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

Dan Brown
God answers all prayers, but sometimes his answer is 'no'.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

Albert Camus
I would rather live my life as if there is a god and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.

Charles Bukowski
It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.

Galileo Galilei
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

C. S. Lewis
As long as you are proud you cannot know God. A proud man is always looking down on thing and people: and, of course, as long as you are looking down you cannot see something that is above you.

Rumi
That which God said to the rose, and caused it to laugh in full-blown beauty, He said to my heart, and made it a hundred times more beautiful.

Voltaire
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.

Aristotle
Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god.

Albert Camus
I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God.

John Piper
God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in Him

Ronald Reagan
If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be one nation gone under.

Bertrand Russell
And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence

W. H. Auden
May it not be that, just as we have to have faith in Him, God has to have faith in us and, considering the history of the human race so far, may it not be that 'faith' is even more difficult for Him than it is for us?

Tom Waits
There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.
Johnny Cash
I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It's still my symbol of rebellion -- against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others' ideas.

C. S. Lewis
We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade the presence of God. The world is crowded with Him. He walks everywhere incognito.
Galileo Galilei
I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.
Roseanne Barr
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

Joyce Meyer
Put your expectations on God, not on people.

William Shakespeare
O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!

Sidney Sheldon
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God.

John Lennon
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

Rick Warren
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense.

C. S. Lewis
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.

Johnny Cash
No matter how much you've sinned, no matter how much you've stumbled, no matter how much you fall, no matter how far you've got from God, don't give up. You can still be redeemed. As someone says, keep the faith.

Babe Ruth
Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

C. S. Lewis
There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him.

W. H. Auden
God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich.

Max Lucado
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning... Face it, friend. He is crazy about you!

Ellen DeGeneres
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.