Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible.
A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.
Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.
I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.
I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.
With me, I probably work a lot more than people assume I do, but people don't realize how much work goes into writing and producing and making a movie.
I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them.
I've seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it.
I'm a complete coward in real life.
I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.
The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.
Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.
Most comedy comes out of misery.
I'm not the most in-tune guy with what is getting nominated and winning awards in general.
If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class.
You look at CG sometimes and its terrible. You look at CG sometimes and its great.
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.
Good comedy doesn't have to be a comedy idea.
I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.
My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.
Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.
I don't weigh myself.
I eat well, and I exercise.
I'm not really a goal-oriented guy.
You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight.
