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52 Top John Waters Quotes That Will Make Your Day

Famous As: Known for His Transgressive Cult Films and Director of the Comedy Film 'Hairspray'
Born On: April 22, 1946
Born In: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Age: 78 Years
John Samuel Waters Junior is an American actor, writer, art collector, stand up comedian, visual artist, film director, journalist and screen writer who is particularly well-known for his transgressive cult films released in the 1970s. Waters had been interested in the craft of movie making right from the time that he was a child and the film ‘Lili’ was one of his earliest inspirations as far as filmmaking was concerned. Waters studied at the Boys’ Latin School of Maryland but he had always been more interested in becoming a film director and his first work was a little known short film ‘Hag in a Black Leather Jacket’. Other films of the time include ‘Desperate Living’, ‘Pink Fla-mingos’ and ‘Female Trouble’, which were part of the underground film movement of the period. Before long he became a mainstream filmmaker and some of the films he made after those include ‘Polyester’, ‘Serial Mom’, ‘Hair Spray’, ‘A Dirty Shame’ and ‘Pecker’ among others. Waters is a multi-faceted talent who has carved a name for himself in the film industry despite of the controversies and buzz attached to his films. We bring to you a treasure trove of quotes that have been excerpted from his films, writings and interviews. Read on to explore a compilation of some of the best known quotes by John Waters, covering various aspects of life. The quotes would surely leave a lasting impression on your mind and leave you inspired.
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

John Waters
It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

John Waters
Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

John Waters
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.

John Waters
Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

John Waters
Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.

John Waters
You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.

John Waters
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

John Waters
Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.

Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.

John Waters
I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.

John Waters
Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.

John Waters
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!

John Waters
Contemporary art hates you.

Contemporary art hates you.

John Waters
I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.

I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.

John Waters
I respect everything I make fun of.

I respect everything I make fun of.

John Waters
The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me,

The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, "Do you have a hobby?" A HOBBY?! DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DABBLER?!

John Waters
My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

John Waters
To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.

To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe.

John Waters
Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

John Waters
My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation.

My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation.

John Waters
Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.

Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.

John Waters
Without Obsession, Life Is Nothing

Without Obsession, Life Is Nothing

John Waters
There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

John Waters
I`d love to sell out completely. It`s just that nobody has been willing to buy.

I`d love to sell out completely. It`s just that nobody has been willing to buy.

John Waters
Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

John Waters
But feeling down can make you feel up if you’re the creative type. The emotional damage may have already been done to you, but stop whining. Use your insanity to get ahead.

But feeling down can make you feel up if you’re the creative type. The emotional damage may have already been done to you, but stop whining. Use your insanity to get ahead.

John Waters
Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

Aren't maids the ultimate art critics?

John Waters
I love to read about anger. A

I love to read about anger. A "feel bad" book always makes me feel good. And no other novel in the history of literature is more depressing than Christina Stead's The Man Who Loved Children.

John Waters
I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

John Waters
I’m so lucky to be having a happy childhood as an adult.

I’m so lucky to be having a happy childhood as an adult.

John Waters