A collection of quotes and sayings by Robin Williams on humor, men, life, lessons, comedy, jokes, laugh, wisdom, happiness, drugs, death, love and beauty.
26 Great Quotes By Robin Williams Who Captivated Fans With His Humor
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American stand-up comedian
Robin Williams was a popular American comedian whose jokes made the world laugh. He was liked by people of all ages as his expressions and dialogues were very witty and charming. He started off his career as a stand-up comedian and his rising popularity helped him get into the television industry. His role in the sitcom ‘Mork & Mindy’ helped him gain great fame. The recording of his performance at a live comedy show got him a ‘Grammy Award’. He then went on to make his mark on the big screen. Although he started with ‘Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses?’ but it took him a couple of years to be appreciated by the masses when he played the lead role in ‘Popeye The Sailor Man’. He further went on to do various movies and was also nominated for the ‘Golden Globe Award’ for the Best Actor. His remarkable acting skills won him the reputed Academy Award. Here is a compilation of thoughts and quotations by the witty artist which have been curated from the vast sea of his works. Go through the quotes and sayings by Robin Williams that tackle even the sensitive topics in a lighter tone.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams
I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
- Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.
- Robin Williams
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
- Robin Williams
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
- Robin Williams
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Comedy is acting out optimism
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I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.
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Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.
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The worst thing in life is not to end up all alone. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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Reality what a concept !
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Even fools seem smart when they are quiet.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!
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Cricket is baseball on Valium.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and yelling “You want a piece of me?
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Smile boy, it's the sunrise
(His last movie line, ever)
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
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We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds.
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Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
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Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
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