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120 Interesting Quotes By Simon Cowell, The Man Who Is Renowned For His Zingers

Famous As: Television Personality, Entrepreneur and Creator of 'The X Factor' and 'Got Talent' Franchises
Born On: October 7, 1959
Born In: Lambeth, London, England
Age: 64 Years
Simon Phillip Cowell is a popular English producer, entrepreneur and reality television judge. He has gained recognition globally as a reality TV show judge and has been a part of some of the most popular shows worldwide. Over the course of his successful career, Cowell has emerged as one of the most fascinating individuals on television due to his unique style of withering and often contemptuous feedback to contestants. Cowell became a global celebrity only after he started doing television and one of his first forays saw him as a judge in the show ‘Pop Idol’. On British television, he has been a judge on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and ‘The X Factor’. On the other hand, he has been one of the judges on some of America’s biggest shows like ‘America’s Got Talent’, ‘American Idol’ and ‘The X Factor’. His autobiography ‘I Don’t Mean To Be Rude, but’ gives a glimpse into his mind as an entrepreneur and a reality show judge. Cowell has delivered a number of put-downs, one liner and sagacious thoughts over the years. Some of the famous quotes and thoughts by Simon Cowell have been collated here from his TV shows, interviews, public utterances, work, writings and his life. 
What other people think about me is none of my business .

What other people think about me is none of my business .

Simon Cowell
You didn't beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!

You didn't beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!

Simon Cowell
You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.

You sounded like Dolly parton on helium." (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)

Simon Cowell
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns" (After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero' by Mariah Carey)

Simon Cowell
Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.

Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.

Simon Cowell
It's the government's job to encourage entrepreneurialism and investment. Most importantly, it's the government's duty to inspire confidence.

It's the government's job to encourage entrepreneurialism and investment. Most importantly, it's the government's duty to inspire confidence.

Simon Cowell
Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television.

Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television.

Simon Cowell
The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.

The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.

Simon Cowell

I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of 'American Idol,' we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don't believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make 'American Idol 'a better show.

Simon Cowell
Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids.

Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids.

Simon Cowell
I could just sit back and get someone to spin my achievements, I suppose, but when I see others do it, I always think, 'Why are you telling me how successful you are?' I am always suspicious of those kinds of boasts.

I could just sit back and get someone to spin my achievements, I suppose, but when I see others do it, I always think, 'Why are you telling me how successful you are?' I am always suspicious of those kinds of boasts.

Simon Cowell
If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am.

If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am.

Simon Cowell
I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.

I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.

Simon Cowell
We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.

We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.

Simon Cowell
You are a saucy little thing aren't you?

You are a saucy little thing aren't you?

Simon Cowell
I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

Simon Cowell
If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about her... I like her.

If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about her... I like her.

Simon Cowell
I hate belongings. I hate clutter. It really bothers me because I can't think properly. If you've got distractions in front of you, your mind goes nuts.

I hate belongings. I hate clutter. It really bothers me because I can't think properly. If you've got distractions in front of you, your mind goes nuts.

Simon Cowell
I love producing shows. And so when you're on a show where other people are making decisions you don't necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.

I love producing shows. And so when you're on a show where other people are making decisions you don't necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.

Simon Cowell
Every show I've ever, you know, produced, essentially it's the show I want to watch myself.

Every show I've ever, you know, produced, essentially it's the show I want to watch myself.

Simon Cowell
I don't want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that's what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.

I don't want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that's what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.

Simon Cowell
I hated school, but I love work.

I hated school, but I love work.

Simon Cowell
The only magazines I read are car magazines.

The only magazines I read are car magazines.

Simon Cowell
What I would argue in my defence is that shows like 'Britain's Got Talent' and 'The X Factor' have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.

What I would argue in my defence is that shows like 'Britain's Got Talent' and 'The X Factor' have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.

Simon Cowell
I probably get more satisfaction from making a show than being on a show.

I probably get more satisfaction from making a show than being on a show.

Simon Cowell
Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

Simon Cowell
I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.

I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.

Simon Cowell
Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

Simon Cowell
When you're making a reality show, you can't even plan a week ahead now.

When you're making a reality show, you can't even plan a week ahead now.

Simon Cowell
I'm not that musical. I don't really know how a record is produced, and, funnily enough, I don't want to.

I'm not that musical. I don't really know how a record is produced, and, funnily enough, I don't want to.

Simon Cowell