Benny Hill was an eminent English actor and comedian. He is renowned for the television show ‘The Benny Hill Show,’ a fusion of double entendre, slapstick, and burlesque that showcased film segments and live comedy. He was recognised as one of the most illustrious figures in British culture for more than forty years and his show become one of the most famous television comedy shows. Some of his notable works as an actor and comedian were ‘The Italian Job,’ ‘Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines,’ ‘Who Done It?,’ ‘The Best Of Benny Hill,’ ‘Harvest of Love,’ and ‘Gather in the Mushrooms,’ etc. Following is a list of the most inspiring and hilarious quotes and sayings by Benny Hill which have been extracted from his movies, dialogues, monologues, one liner, catchphrases, utterances and life. We bring to you a compilation of funny and insightful quotes and thoughts by Benny Hill that are sure to bring cheer to your life.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect
Benny Hill
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
