A collection of Tina Fey quotes about perfection, opportunity, humor, boss, emotion, patriarchy, slut-shaming, ambition, confidence, love, life and much more.
Unapologetic, unbreakable lady-boss Tina Fey is an inspiring example of 'Girl Power'. Hailing from a non-cinema background, Tina grew up to be an actress, comedian, theatre artist, screen writer and producer. She's remembered for her unbelievable acting talent in '30 Rock', 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' and 'Saturday night'. Scarred from a traumatic childhood experience, where a stranger slashed her face, Tina proudly wears the knife-mark without any worries. This didn't prevent her from growing into a beautiful celebrity. She proved to the world that women can be great comedians. She has a long list of awards to her 'wall of fame' including 2 Golden Globes, 4 Writer's Guild of America, 9 Emmies and 5 Screen Actors Guild awards for 17 movies and 19 TV shows. Her sensational autography 'Bossypants' was nominated for the Grammy Award. The book became a bestseller within five weeks. Fey is the youngest recipient of Mark Twain Prize for American Humor for her comic skills. She and Amy ruled the 70th Golden Globe Awards as hosts, generating the highest ratings among other award ceremonies of the decade. Mother of two kids, Fey isn't bothered by old age. She doesn't get caught up in Hollywood competition and often hands out an advice or two for teenagers and women. Her life has been very inspiring. We have curated some of her funniest and most empowering quotes from her speeches, interviews, characters etc. Here are some of Tina Fey's witty quotes about motherhood, celebrity, homophobia, strip club, life etc.
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
Tina Fey
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.
Tina Fey
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.
Tina Fey
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.
I’ll be ready for it to happen and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.
Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that “women aren't funny.” Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups.
I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
He alternated between ignoring me and shooting me disdainful looks that clearly said “Who is this ugly off-brand non-sorority girl ruining our homo-erotic bro-times?
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!
Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.
Tina Fey
When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.
It’s no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds.
Tina Fey
...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.
...the Rule of Agreement reminds you to “respect what your partner has created” and to at least start from an open-minded place. Start with a YES and see where that takes you.
You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.
In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be.
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but i persevered because like you trying to a do a nine- piece jigsaw puzzle, it was a labor of love.
I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!
The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.
Tina Fey
If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly!
Tina Fey
If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal.
Tina Fey
To me YEs, AND means don't be afraid to contribute. It's your responsibility to contribute. Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].
Tina Fey
It was a major and deeply embarrassing teenage revelation. It must be how straight teenage boys feel when they realize those boobs they like have heads attached to them.
Why can't we accept the human form as it is?" screams no one. I don't know why, but we never have. That's why people wore corsets and neck stretchers and powdered wigs.
...my electric-blue-suitmate was an uninhibited vagina about town.
Tina Fey
In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
Tina Fey
Bitch get stuff done
Tina Fey
These are dark times. Back in my Wildwood days with Janet, you were either blessed with a beautiful body or not. And if you were not, you could just chill out and learn a trade.
...you can almost hear people’s b-holes tighten. A collective cartoon-mouse squeak of b-hole.
Tina Fey
Defective" was a big word in our house. Many things were labeled "defective" only to miraculously turn functional once the directions had been read more thoroughly.
Tina Fey
How can I give her what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of getting in trouble. The knowledge that while you are loved, you are not above the law.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff?
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