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A collection of thoughts and quotes by Steve Carell on happy, life, humor, laugh, witty, satire, mistakes, imagination, family, love, dreams and heart.

30 Top Tongue In Cheek Steve Carell Quotes

Quick Facts

Famous As: Actor

Born On: August 16, 1962

Born In: Emerson Hospital, Concord, Massachusetts, United States

Steven John Carell renowned as Steve Carell is American an actor, director, comedian, film producer. He is a distinguished star both on television and in the movies, in a career spanning nearly three decades. Carell studied at Denison University and started off his acting career on the stage, before moving on to minor roles in films and television shows that did not last long. However, his biggest break came in 2005, when he was cast as ‘Michael Scott’ in the American remake of the classic British TV series ‘The Office’. The show ran for nine seasons, making Carell one of the most sought-after comedians and also fetched him a ‘Golden Globe Award’ for his performance. Around the same time, his film career took off when he played the titular role in the successful comedy ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’. However, Carell has graduated from comedy into more serious roles over the course of his career and his role in the Oscar winning film ‘The Big Short’ earned him widespread praise. Some of his noted films include ‘The Foxcatcher’, ‘Little Miss Sunshine’, ‘Evan Almighty and Crazy’, ‘Stupid’, ‘Love’ among others. Here are some of his most famous quotes by Steve Carell which have been excerpted from the vast sea of his work, thoughts, movies, dialogues and interviews. Read on the compilation of thoughts and quotations by Steve Carell that will light your day.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.

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Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

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I have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car.

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Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.” — Dan Burns

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We stole the Statue of Liberty…! [the minions cheer] …the small one, from Las Vegas!” [the cheers stop] — as Gru

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It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

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You all took a life here today. The life of the party.

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He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!

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I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

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It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.

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In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work

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I think a character in a comedy should not know they`re in a comedy.

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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

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You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

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I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

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So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a big fish in a little pond. Where as back here in Scranton I'm still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss, the dog or the fish?

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They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the first 24 minutes... of the second day that I met her.

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These are not my shoes.

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There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.

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Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

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Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

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Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

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It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

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I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

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I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.

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That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.

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I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel

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I don`t think of myself as funny- I don`t fill up a room with my humor...I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

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Will I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer.

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