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100 Great Sherman Alexie Quotes That You Must Know

Famous As: Novelist
Born On: October 7, 1966
Born In: Spokane
Founder / Co Founder: Longhouse Media
Age: 56 Years
Sherman Alexie is an acclaimed author popular for writing in the genre of Native American literature. He faced a lot of medical problems since childhood and was feared to suffer from mental disabilities all through his life. His father was an alcoholic and his mother had to work hard to pay for his expensive medications. Initially, he was interested in becoming a doctor but his passion for writing turned him to creative writing. He started off his literary career by publishing his first collection of poetry titled ‘The Business of Fancydancing: Stories and Poems’. This was followed by three more successful poetry collections which were highly influenced by his experiences with the Natives. He then came up with his first work of prose called ‘The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven’ which was a collection of twenty interconnected short stories. This turned out to be one of the most notable works of his career and also marked the beginning of his successful career. This encouraged him to further write various novels starting with ‘Reservation Blues’ to prove his prominence in the literary world. He describes the oppressions faced by the natives through his works in a very humorous way. Go through the quotes and sayings by this great writer which will enlighten you about life. Have a look at the notable quotations and thoughts by Sherman Alexie on imagination, kissing, lovers, addiction, boredom and necessity.
If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.

If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.

Sherman Alexie
He loved her, of course, but better than that, he chose her, day after day. Choice: that was the thing.

He loved her, of course, but better than that, he chose her, day after day. Choice: that was the thing.

Sherman Alexie
Life is a constant struggle between being an individual and being a member of the community.

Life is a constant struggle between being an individual and being a member of the community.

Sherman Alexie
Poetry = Anger x Imagination

Poetry = Anger x Imagination

Sherman Alexie
If you're good at it, and you love it, and it helps you navigate the river of the world, then it can't be wrong.

If you're good at it, and you love it, and it helps you navigate the river of the world, then it can't be wrong.

Sherman Alexie
I think all of us are always five years old in the presence and absence of our parents.

I think all of us are always five years old in the presence and absence of our parents.

Sherman Alexie
Poverty doesn’t give you strength or teach you lessons about perseverance. No, poverty only teaches you how to be poor.

Poverty doesn’t give you strength or teach you lessons about perseverance. No, poverty only teaches you how to be poor.

Sherman Alexie
The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don't know.

The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don't know.

Sherman Alexie
We all have to find our own ways to say good-bye.

We all have to find our own ways to say good-bye.

Sherman Alexie
There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain go away. (107)

There are all kinds of addicts, I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain go away. (107)

Sherman Alexie
What kind of life can you have in a house without books?

What kind of life can you have in a house without books?

Sherman Alexie
If you care about something enough, it’s going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your tears. Use your pain. Use your fear. Get mad. Arnold, get mad.

If you care about something enough, it’s going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your tears. Use your pain. Use your fear. Get mad. Arnold, get mad.

Sherman Alexie
Do you know why the Indian rain dances always worked? Because the Indians would keep dancing until it rained.

Do you know why the Indian rain dances always worked? Because the Indians would keep dancing until it rained.

Sherman Alexie
If one reads enough books one has a fighting chance. Or better, one's chances of survival increase with each book one reads.

If one reads enough books one has a fighting chance. Or better, one's chances of survival increase with each book one reads.

Sherman Alexie
That's right, I am a book kisser.

That's right, I am a book kisser.

Sherman Alexie
I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.

I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.

Sherman Alexie
I suddenly understood that if every moment of a book should be taken seriously, then every moment of a life should be taken seriously as well.

I suddenly understood that if every moment of a book should be taken seriously, then every moment of a life should be taken seriously as well.

Sherman Alexie
Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play.

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play.

Sherman Alexie
She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

Sherman Alexie
We're all travelling heavy with illusions.

We're all travelling heavy with illusions.

Sherman Alexie
You have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too. (191)

You have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too. (191)

Sherman Alexie
I've learned that the worst thing a parent can do is ignore their children

I've learned that the worst thing a parent can do is ignore their children

Sherman Alexie
Drinking would shut down my seeing and my hearing and my feeling,' she used to say. 'Why would I want to be in the world if I couldn't touch the world with all of my senses intact?

Drinking would shut down my seeing and my hearing and my feeling,' she used to say. 'Why would I want to be in the world if I couldn't touch the world with all of my senses intact?

Sherman Alexie
Read. Read 1000 pages for every 1 page that you write.

Read. Read 1000 pages for every 1 page that you write.

Sherman Alexie
Coach said.

Coach said. "the quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor".

Sherman Alexie
I think the world is a series of broken dams and floods, and my cartoons are tiny little lifeboats.

I think the world is a series of broken dams and floods, and my cartoons are tiny little lifeboats.

Sherman Alexie
If it's fiction, then it better be true.

If it's fiction, then it better be true.

Sherman Alexie
I learned how to stop crying.
I learned how to hide inside of myself.
I learned how to be somebody else.
I learned how to be cold and numb.

I learned how to stop crying. I learned how to hide inside of myself. I learned how to be somebody else. I learned how to be cold and numb.

Sherman Alexie
I didn't know what to say to her. What do you say to people when they ask how it feels to lose everything? When every planet in your solar system has exploded?

I didn't know what to say to her. What do you say to people when they ask how it feels to lose everything? When every planet in your solar system has exploded?

Sherman Alexie
Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don't wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is.

Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don't wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is.

Sherman Alexie
When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.

When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.

Sherman Alexie
When you resort to violence to prove a point, you’ve just experienced a profound failure of imagination.

When you resort to violence to prove a point, you’ve just experienced a profound failure of imagination.

Sherman Alexie
Books and beer are the best and worst defense.

Books and beer are the best and worst defense.

Sherman Alexie
Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.

Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.

Sherman Alexie
We only know how to lose and be lost.

We only know how to lose and be lost.

Sherman Alexie
I used to sleep with my books in piles all over my bed and sometimes they were the only thing keeping me warm and always the only thing keeping me alive. Books are the best and worst defense.

I used to sleep with my books in piles all over my bed and sometimes they were the only thing keeping me warm and always the only thing keeping me alive. Books are the best and worst defense.

Sherman Alexie
I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.

Sherman Alexie
You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.

You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.

Sherman Alexie
We Indians really should be better liars, considering how often we've been lied to.

We Indians really should be better liars, considering how often we've been lied to.

Sherman Alexie
The world is divided by two different tribes. The people who are assholes and the people who are not.

The world is divided by two different tribes. The people who are assholes and the people who are not.

Sherman Alexie
That's the whole point of life, you know? To meet new people.

That's the whole point of life, you know? To meet new people.

Sherman Alexie
She was in pain and I loved her, sort of loved her, I guess, so I kind of had to love her pain, too.

She was in pain and I loved her, sort of loved her, I guess, so I kind of had to love her pain, too.

Sherman Alexie
At the halfway point of any drunken night, there is a moment when an Indian realizes he cannot turn back toward tradition and that he has no map to guide him toward the future.

At the halfway point of any drunken night, there is a moment when an Indian realizes he cannot turn back toward tradition and that he has no map to guide him toward the future.

Sherman Alexie
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Sherman Alexie
He made me realize that hard work--that the act of finishing, of completing, of accomplishing a task--is joyous

He made me realize that hard work--that the act of finishing, of completing, of accomplishing a task--is joyous

Sherman Alexie
My school and my tribe are so poor and sad that we have to study from the same dang books our parents studied from. That is absolutely the saddest thing in the world.

My school and my tribe are so poor and sad that we have to study from the same dang books our parents studied from. That is absolutely the saddest thing in the world.

Sherman Alexie
Listen you have to read a book three times before you know it.

Listen you have to read a book three times before you know it.

Sherman Alexie
If I wasn't writing poems, I'd be washing my hands all the time.

If I wasn't writing poems, I'd be washing my hands all the time.

Sherman Alexie
I'm a poet who can whine in meter

I'm a poet who can whine in meter

Sherman Alexie
She told me that every other step was just for me.'
But that's only half of the dance,' I said.
Yeah,' my father said. 'She was keeping the rest for herself. Nobody can give everything away. It ain't healthy.

She told me that every other step was just for me.' But that's only half of the dance,' I said. Yeah,' my father said. 'She was keeping the rest for herself. Nobody can give everything away. It ain't healthy.

Sherman Alexie
And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

Sherman Alexie
But we danced, under wigs and between unfinished walls, through broken promises and around empty cupboards.

But we danced, under wigs and between unfinished walls, through broken promises and around empty cupboards.

Sherman Alexie
In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

Sherman Alexie
Is God a man or a woman?
God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

Is God a man or a woman? God could be an armadillo. I have no idea.

Sherman Alexie
Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may not have loved me perfectly, but he loved me as well as he could. (189)

Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may not have loved me perfectly, but he loved me as well as he could. (189)

Sherman Alexie
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.

When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.

Sherman Alexie
It's not oil that runs the world, it's shame.

It's not oil that runs the world, it's shame.

Sherman Alexie
...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

Sherman Alexie
I wasn't just defending myself. I was defending Indians, black people, and buffalo.

I wasn't just defending myself. I was defending Indians, black people, and buffalo.

Sherman Alexie
I realized that I might be a lonely Indian boy, but I was not alone in the loneliness. There were millions of other Americans who had left their birthplaces in search of a dream. (217)

I realized that I might be a lonely Indian boy, but I was not alone in the loneliness. There were millions of other Americans who had left their birthplaces in search of a dream. (217)

Sherman Alexie
I drew because words were too unpredictable. (5)

I drew because words were too unpredictable. (5)

Sherman Alexie
Is revenge a circle inside of a circle inside of a circle?

Is revenge a circle inside of a circle inside of a circle?

Sherman Alexie
I think I was born with a suitcase.

I think I was born with a suitcase.

Sherman Alexie
Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other.

Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other.

Sherman Alexie
The ordinary can be like medicine.

The ordinary can be like medicine.

Sherman Alexie
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

Sherman Alexie
What if someone picks on me?

What if someone picks on me?" I asked Then I'll pick on them". What if someone picks my nose?" I asked. The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said.

Sherman Alexie
Summer coming like a car from down the highway.

Summer coming like a car from down the highway.

Sherman Alexie
I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird

I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird

Sherman Alexie
Well of course man. We Indians have lost everything. We lost our native land, we lost our languages, we lost our songs and dances. We lost each other. We only know how to lose and be lost.

Well of course man. We Indians have lost everything. We lost our native land, we lost our languages, we lost our songs and dances. We lost each other. We only know how to lose and be lost.

Sherman Alexie
Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito...

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito...

Sherman Alexie
They put me in a holding cell with a black kid and a white kid and a Chinese kid. We're the United Nations of juvenile delinquents.

They put me in a holding cell with a black kid and a white kid and a Chinese kid. We're the United Nations of juvenile delinquents.

Sherman Alexie
It's way too early for him to be talking anyhow but I see in his eyes something and I see in his eyes a voice and I see in his eyes a whole new set of words

It's way too early for him to be talking anyhow but I see in his eyes something and I see in his eyes a voice and I see in his eyes a whole new set of words

Sherman Alexie
He wanted the songs, the stories, to save everybody.

He wanted the songs, the stories, to save everybody.

Sherman Alexie
Pain is never added to pain. It multiplies.

Pain is never added to pain. It multiplies.

Sherman Alexie
Rowdy fought everybody. 
He fought boys and girls. 
Men and women. 
He fought stray dogs. 
Hell, he fought the weather. 
He'd throw wild punches at rain.
Honestly.

Rowdy fought everybody. He fought boys and girls. Men and women. He fought stray dogs. Hell, he fought the weather. He'd throw wild punches at rain. Honestly.

Sherman Alexie
I was emotionally erect.

I was emotionally erect.

Sherman Alexie
And then she asks me how many sexual partners I've had and I say one or two
depending on your definition of what I did to Custer . . .

And then she asks me how many sexual partners I've had and I say one or two depending on your definition of what I did to Custer . . .

Sherman Alexie
I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn't actually accept the truth, then the truth would become false.

I knew I was being an idiot. But I figured if I kept being an idiot, if I didn't actually accept the truth, then the truth would become false.

Sherman Alexie
The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don’t know.

The world, even the smallest parts of it, is filled with things you don’t know.

Sherman Alexie
Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss army knives.

Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss army knives.

Sherman Alexie
(So I heard the boom of my fathr's rifle when he shot my best friend.) A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.(14)

(So I heard the boom of my fathr's rifle when he shot my best friend.) A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.(14)

Sherman Alexie
Those Montana Indians were so tough that white people were scared of them.
Can you imagine a place where white people are scared of Indians and not the other way around?
That's Montana.

Those Montana Indians were so tough that white people were scared of them. Can you imagine a place where white people are scared of Indians and not the other way around? That's Montana.

Sherman Alexie
He likes to pretend he lives inside the comic books. I guess a fake life inside a cartoon is a lot better than his real life.

He likes to pretend he lives inside the comic books. I guess a fake life inside a cartoon is a lot better than his real life.

Sherman Alexie
Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions.

Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions.

Sherman Alexie
He could see his uncles slugging each other with such force that they had to be in love. Strangers would never want to hurt each other that badly.

He could see his uncles slugging each other with such force that they had to be in love. Strangers would never want to hurt each other that badly.

Sherman Alexie
That's right, I am a book kisser.
Maybe that's kind of perverted or maybe it's just romantic and highly intelligent.

That's right, I am a book kisser. Maybe that's kind of perverted or maybe it's just romantic and highly intelligent.

Sherman Alexie
Seems like the cold would never go away and winter would be like the bottom of my feet but then it is gone in one night and in its place comes the sun so large and laughable.

Seems like the cold would never go away and winter would be like the bottom of my feet but then it is gone in one night and in its place comes the sun so large and laughable.

Sherman Alexie
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth. They were both drunk. Everything familiar and welcome. Everything beautiful.

He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth. They were both drunk. Everything familiar and welcome. Everything beautiful.

Sherman Alexie
Every book is a mystery. And if you read all the books ever written, it's like you've read one giant mystery. And no matter how much you learn, you just keep on learning there is so much more you need to learn.

Every book is a mystery. And if you read all the books ever written, it's like you've read one giant mystery. And no matter how much you learn, you just keep on learning there is so much more you need to learn.

Sherman Alexie
Then I remember that God is really, really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's hands and fingers don't work as well as they used to.

Then I remember that God is really, really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's hands and fingers don't work as well as they used to.

Sherman Alexie
I don't think you should run through life with a real erect penis. But you should approach each book - you should approach life - with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.

I don't think you should run through life with a real erect penis. But you should approach each book - you should approach life - with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.

Sherman Alexie
Estranged from the tribe that gives no protection, 
What happens to the soul that hates its reflection?

Estranged from the tribe that gives no protection, What happens to the soul that hates its reflection?

Sherman Alexie
I ain't interested in the truth. I'm interested in the way things should be.

I ain't interested in the truth. I'm interested in the way things should be.

Sherman Alexie
(I think Rowdy might be the most important person in my life. maybe more important than my family.) Can your best friend be more importamt than your family? (24)

(I think Rowdy might be the most important person in my life. maybe more important than my family.) Can your best friend be more importamt than your family? (24)

Sherman Alexie
But I'm also addicted to books. And I know there has never been a human being or a television show, no matter how great, that could measure up to a great book.

But I'm also addicted to books. And I know there has never been a human being or a television show, no matter how great, that could measure up to a great book.

Sherman Alexie
For the rest of our lives, all we can hear are our names chanted over and over, until we are deaf to everything else.

For the rest of our lives, all we can hear are our names chanted over and over, until we are deaf to everything else.

Sherman Alexie
Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.

Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.

Sherman Alexie
If you’re good at it, and you love it, and it helps you navigate the river of the world, then it can’t be wrong.

If you’re good at it, and you love it, and it helps you navigate the river of the world, then it can’t be wrong.

Sherman Alexie
That's one more thing people don't know about Indians: We love to talk dirty.

That's one more thing people don't know about Indians: We love to talk dirty.

Sherman Alexie