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18 Top Sarah Silverman Quotes

Famous As: Stand-up Comedian
Born On: December 1, 1970
Born In: Bedford, New Hampshire, United States

Sarah Silverman is a celebrated American singer, writer, stand-up comedian, producer, and actress. Her comedy addresses controversial topics and social taboos, including religion, sexism, racism, and politics. She has also earned two ‘Primetime Emmy Awards’ for her work on television. Some of her other notable works include ‘School of Rock,’ ‘Ralph Breaks The Internet,’ ‘I Smile Back,’ ‘Who’s the Caboose?,’ ‘A Million Ways to Die in The West,’ ‘Wreck-It Ralph,’ etc. She was also the host of the show ‘I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman.’ We have amassed some interesting quotes by Sarah Silverman, which have been gathered from her writings, show, movies, dialogues, songs, lyrics, and interviews. Take a look at the inspiring and insightful thoughts by Sarah Silverman.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Sarah Silverman

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

Sarah Silverman

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Sarah Silverman

People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.

Sarah Silverman

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Sarah Silverman

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Sarah Silverman

Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Sarah Silverman

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

Sarah Silverman

HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me.

Sarah Silverman

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Sarah Silverman

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman

She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.

Sarah Silverman

If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)

Sarah Silverman

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

Sarah Silverman

Now you're in a meeting.

Sarah Silverman

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Sarah Silverman

I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!

Sarah Silverman

If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants.

Sarah Silverman