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18 Top Sarah Silverman Quotes

Famous As: Comedian, Actress, and Writer
Born On: December 1, 1970
Born In: Bedford, New Hampshire, United States
Age: 53 Years

Sarah Silverman is a celebrated American singer, writer, stand-up comedian, producer, and actress. Her comedy addresses controversial topics and social taboos, including religion, sexism, racism, and politics. She has also earned two ‘Primetime Emmy Awards’ for her work on television. Some of her other notable works include ‘School of Rock,’ ‘Ralph Breaks The Internet,’ ‘I Smile Back,’ ‘Who’s the Caboose?,’ ‘A Million Ways to Die in The West,’ ‘Wreck-It Ralph,’ etc. She was also the host of the show ‘I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman.’ We have amassed some interesting quotes by Sarah Silverman, which have been gathered from her writings, show, movies, dialogues, songs, lyrics, and interviews. Take a look at the inspiring and insightful thoughts by Sarah Silverman.

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Sarah Silverman
That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

Sarah Silverman
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Sarah Silverman
People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.

People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.

Sarah Silverman
Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Sarah Silverman
I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Sarah Silverman
Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Sarah Silverman
I was going to get an abortion the other day.
I totally wanted an abortion.
And it turns out I was just thirsty.

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

Sarah Silverman
HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me.

HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me.

Sarah Silverman
Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Sarah Silverman
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman
She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.

She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.

Sarah Silverman
If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)

If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)

Sarah Silverman
Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

Sarah Silverman
Now you're in a meeting.

Now you're in a meeting.

Sarah Silverman
It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Sarah Silverman
I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!

I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!

Sarah Silverman
If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants.

If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants.

Sarah Silverman