24 Paul Lynde Quotes For Happy Campers
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Paul Lynde was an American game show panellist, comedian, actor, and voice artist. He was renowned for his roles in ‘Bye Bye Birdie’ and ‘Bewitched.’ From 1968 to 1981, he was a regular ‘centre panellist’ on ‘Hollywood Squares’ game show. He also lent his voice to Hanna-Barbera productions several times. Some of his other noteworthy works include ‘For Those Who Think Young,’ ‘The Glass Bottom Boat,’ ‘The Villain,’ ‘Beach Blanket Bingo,’ ‘Under The Yum Yum Tree,’ ‘The Perry Como Show,’ ‘I Dream of Jeannie,’ ‘The Farmer’s Daughter,’ and ‘The Patty Duke Show,’ amongst various others. Following is a treasure trove of quotes by Paul Lynde that will make you day.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. I'm Liberace without a piano. I wish I had the nerve not to tip. I was obsessed with being rich and famous. I think basically an actor is a salesman. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. I laughed all the way through Love Story. I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185. I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. I don't understand why people don't remember my name. I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.