I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...
Social media has changed everything in our world. The collective humanity, as it was, has such a voice these days, and that's never really existed before.
I'm very domestic, and I think that keeps me sane. My personal relationships keep me grounded.
I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.
I feel like it's impossible to please the hardcore comic book fans, because they'll never be happy no matter what you do.
Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.
I like to be open with journalists and I like to be honest. I hate being disingenuous because that's really uncomfortable for me; I don't excel at doing that.
Once you let the words go, you have no control over how they're printed or what the media does with them. So there's no point in trying to make plans or to control it.
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I have absolutely no skill set that would suggest that I would be able to do directing. [...] If I were able to, I'd like to get into that.
I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.
Everyone with an iPhone is a journalist in their own way now, especially because we live in a tabloid culture.
Almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.
If alcohol is legal, I don't see why people still have a ban on marijuana.
I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
It's an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself.
I think I'm a different kind of role model for young girls.
I don't really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi.
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl.
I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.
What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.
Because everyone is someone's child, every woman seems like someone's mother.
My weight fluctuates constantly—I don't really take good care of myself. I just sort of exist and survive.
And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.
I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them.
People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.
I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down.
If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.
If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.
I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.
I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.
The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.
I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
I don’t like boys who are mean to their mommies. That’s a real turn off for me. And I don’t like boys who aren’t chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal.
You have to assume everything is going to end up online, even if you're alone in a hotel elevator.
I like working on action films, and I like working on movies that are comic book based, or that have this theme, because they're things I watched or loved as a kid.
I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control.
I don't want to open my mouth or speak anymore, because everything I say becomes scandalous. It wears you out.
I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.
When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties.
I’ve never really socialized, I’ve always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that.
There are the people who really, really enjoy being celebrities, and then there are the people who came by it maybe by accident. I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.
Well, I'm clearly not ugly.
I've read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded.
I'm a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.
If you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model.
I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.
There are many sides to me to who I am and my personality. I think the only thing that is rebellious about me is that I don't really have a lot of fears, as far as film industry is concerned.
I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.
I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.
There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.
I'll do things that maybe other people would be afraid to do or afraid to say. But in my personal life, I'm actually very responsible with my personal relationships.
I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.
Until you have kids, you can't imagine how much you could possibly love a human being.
I feel people think I'm almost like a robot - like an android I just don't really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic like a self-absorbed ice queen.
I've never been a big believer in formal education.
Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
I like reading books that provide you with knowledge that you previously didn't have. And books you have a chance to grow as a human being after reading them.
We live in this world where loosing our phones are more dramatic than loosing our virginity.
Every time I leave the house or we go anywhere, there is a paranoia. We always have to watch for specific cars and specific signs that we're being photographed.
I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is.
So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that's what people are hungry to read about.
Even when I'm trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious.
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
I know what you need as a female to feel not just comfortable but powerful.
I believe that every interaction is an act of fate in some way, that we're meant to interact with them, and it's our job to flesh that out and experience it to the fullest and learn the lessons we're meant to.
I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way.
I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.
I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle.
I'm very confident in how I project my personality.
I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.
No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.
Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.
Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.
I hate going out and being in crowds or being in clubs. I can't deal with it, and I don't like it; I've never liked it.
I always want to be a part of ensembles. Besides it feeling safer, I think it's a more fun environment to work in. To have a bunch of people collaborating on something, it takes the pressure off of each individual.
When you're in something as successful as 'Transformers,' you can't use it as a sales piece for your ability as an actress because it's all about the special effects.
Angelina Jolie was always a Method actress. She'd been nominated for Golden Globes before she ever did 'Tomb Raider.'
If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress.
I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years.
You never know when someone is videotaping you or trying to capture your image. I see how it makes some people crazy.
Armani is a fashion house that I think is iconic and beautiful.
I feel people think I'm almost like a robot - like an android... I just don't really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic... like a self-absorbed ice queen.
I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
I was too young to have watched '90210.'
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.
Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones.
I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.
I booked 'Transformers' having no clue what I was doing. And then, all of a sudden, it was like: 'You've got to get your game together fast.' It sucks, but I'm trying.
If I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy.
I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that's when your career goes away.
My main weakness is nerves.
There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.
Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.
It's an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself.
