I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.
There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
Swag mastah from Doncastah!
And as for you, stop having curly hair!
What i do in my personal time is about me. if other people dont agree, then it doesn't matter 'cos it's my opinion and that's what counts at the end of the day.
No,' Jimmy protested.
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.
I love the big red bus!
Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!
I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.
It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
Woah! Calm down, Curly!
I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.
The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.
To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.
I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.
Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them
Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.
In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
Stop the traffic...let 'em through.
If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.
One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.
I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!
You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.
I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!
I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.
I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson
I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.
 Superman is here!! )
Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.
If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.
Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.
Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?
My ideas for the future? To take over the world.
When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.
We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.
Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.
Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.
One thing that I miss because we spend a lot of time in America is English food, like cooked breakfast and Sunday dinners.
We don't dance because we can't dance. Our shows, production-wise, are always quite minimal. We always try and keep it more about us having fun and stay away from gimmicks.
I grew up in Doncaster and have felt the love for football run through the town; it's for that reason that I have a real personal passion to make Doncaster Rovers a success story.
My personal tastes... I actually like quite a bit acoustic and more mellow kinds of things. I quite like American music, like The Fray, I'm a massive fan of them, and The Killers.
My favorite music isn't necessarily the songs that One Direction come out with. That doesn't mean to say I don't secretly really love some of our songs, which I do.
I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.
I like a girl who doesn't take life too seriously and is quite easy-going.
I feel very honored to have been asked to sign for Rovers, and being able to help both the club and the amazing charity Bluebell Wood is what it's all about.
All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.
All our fans are always very loud, especially Scousers.
In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
You can lay in bed and think you don't stand a chance, that's what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right.
I am going slightly deaf in my right ear. It's tinnitus... something like that.
I'm a bit old-fashioned. I like the idea of going to the cinema and then an Italian restaurant.
I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend Eleanor on a date, we would go to the cinema and then out for dinner.
I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
For me, Robbie Williams was a massive influence when I was growing up. But also Cheryl Cole. Being in her presence was intimidating, because she's so hot.
Zayn's good to just sit down and chat to about pretty much anything. At the end of the night, we just sit around and talk about our life before One Direction, or anything at all, really.
I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.
If you want to do something, go for it -you've got nothing to lose.
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’
To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.
Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain!
I quite like American music, like The Fray - I'm a massive fan of them - and The Killers. I also like more acoustic stuff like Ed Sheeran; I like this English songwriter James Morrison and another singer called Ben Howard.
A frustration that I've had recently is that a lot of songs that I listen to draw on scenarios that aren't very realistic, so I just wanted to do something that was more down to earth. And I think my fans, who already know a lot about me, will learn something new.
I've been told throughout my career that I have good instincts, and the idea of discovery and development in terms of a new artist is so exciting to me. Being only 25 and in a position where I might be able to grant opportunities is really cool.
