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Quotes by Jerry Stiller on serenity, funny, kids, comedy, creative, money, etc.

17 Great Quotes By Jerry Stiller

Famous As: Comedian
Born On: June 8, 1927
Born In: Brooklyn, New York City, New York, United States

Jerry Stiller was an American author, comedian, and actor. His career-resurgence began in 1993 when he appeared in ‘Seinfeld,’ a television series and for which he bagged in an ‘Emmy Award’ nomination. He garnered widespread acclaim for his performance in ‘The King of Queens,’ where he portrayed Arthur Spooner. Some of his other notable works include ‘Heavyweights,’ ‘The Lion King ½,’ Zoolander,’ ‘Hot Pursuit,’ ‘Zoolander 2,’ ‘Planes: Fire and Rescue,’ ‘The Heartbreak Kid,’ and many more. We bring to you a collection of famous quotes by Jerry Stiller on funny, money, laugh, fighting, business, audience, love, strength, depression, memories, aging, growing, talent, war, etc.

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

Jerry Stiller

We are even better looking on the small screen

Jerry Stiller

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

Jerry Stiller

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

Jerry Stiller

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Jerry Stiller

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Jerry Stiller

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

Jerry Stiller

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Jerry Stiller

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

Jerry Stiller

I shave without using shaving cream.

Jerry Stiller

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

Jerry Stiller

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Jerry Stiller

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Jerry Stiller

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Jerry Stiller

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Jerry Stiller

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Jerry Stiller

Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.

Jerry Stiller