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62 Interesting Quotes By James Carville

Famous As: American Political Strategist and Commentator

Born On: October 25, 1944

Born In: Fort Benning, Georgia, United States

James Carville is a celebrated American media personality and political commentator, who also happens to be one of the lynchpins of the Democratic Party. Carville is also renowned for his contribution as a lead strategist of the presidential campaign of Bill Clinton. Carville was the face of CNN during their prime time shows ‘Crossfire and The Situation Room’. Presently, he works for the Fox network as a leading contributor. Carville co-authored various hardbacks such as All's Fair: Love, War and Running for President, Stickin: The Case for Loyalty and It’s the Middle Class, Stupid!, with the likes of Paul Begala, Mary Matalin, Peter Knobler and Stan Greenberg. He has made several on-screen appearances through numerous cameos in sit-coms, movies and television series namely The People vs. Larry Flynt, Mad About You, Old School, Wedding Crashers, 30 Rock and many more. We have collected his quotes from his books, articles, speeches, interviews and general observations. Here are some of the most enlightening quotes from this American!.

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I think this an outrage and I think the fact that the KGB is involved in this election [2016] is an outrage and I think the American people ought to take their democracy back regardless of what the press wants to do and the excuses they want to make for [James] Comey. That's what I think.
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You suckers do realize that anyone can add a quote, right?

You suckers do realize that anyone can add a quote, right?
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I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans.

HA HA HA REPUBLICANS ARE DUMB.

I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans. HA HA HA REPUBLICANS ARE DUMB.
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This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.

This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.
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When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.

When you become famous, being famous becomes your profession.
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The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election.

The only thing more dangerous than a politician who thinks about re-election, is a politician who doesn't think about re-election.
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But I’d rather not predict. I’d rather affect.

But I’d rather not predict. I’d rather affect.
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I am certain that Mr. Johnston is not a douchebag despite what the Republicans claim.

I am certain that Mr. Johnston is not a douchebag despite what the Republicans claim.
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I've got enormous breasts.
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Victoria Westover and Shari Monetta are true patriots

Victoria Westover and Shari Monetta are true patriots
James Carville

Never underestimate people.
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I once said hello to Catch22 of Newsvine; he seemed like an opinionated guy.

I once said hello to Catch22 of Newsvine; he seemed like an opinionated guy.
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I have a tiny wiener.
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[ James Comey] was acting in concert and coordination with the House Republicans. End of story. He gave a letter to them. They gave it to FOX News. Also, we have this extraordinary case of the KGB being involved in this race and selectively leaking things from the [Hillary] Clinton campaign that they hacked.
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Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time.

Am I surprised that Joe Klein [pseudonymous author of Primary Colors which he denied writing] lied? No, because in my opinion reporters lie all the time.
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As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016].

As we know the KGB is all over this election [2016].
James Carville

Why are you sitting here when our democracy is under assault with the FBI acting at the behest of [Republican Congressman] Jason Chaffetz and sitting here acting like it is something legit?

Why are you sitting here when our democracy is under assault with the FBI acting at the behest of [Republican Congressman] Jason Chaffetz and sitting here acting like it is something legit?
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We ought to be talking about our democracy being under assault right now and what we're going to do about it and not what somebody said in July about James Comey. That's a distraction, that's not what's going on...

We ought to be talking about our democracy being under assault right now and what we're going to do about it and not what somebody said in July about James Comey. That's a distraction, that's not what's going on...
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There is nothing going on and in the meantime we do know that our democracy is under assault by the KGB. To me, that's something we ought to be talking about. That's a relevant issue in this campaign [2016].

There is nothing going on and in the meantime we do know that our democracy is under assault by the KGB. To me, that's something we ought to be talking about. That's a relevant issue in this campaign [2016].
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I think the American people ought to take their democracy back.

I think the American people ought to take their democracy back.
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People have to decide do we want our country for ourselves with the people in charge or are we going to elect the the KGB and the House Republicans to decide this election [2016].

People have to decide do we want our country for ourselves with the people in charge or are we going to elect the the KGB and the House Republicans to decide this election [2016].
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I've never seen a candidate - I've never seen a human being - who, with the most limited briefing, can understand the dimensions, the parameters, the nuances of everything of any kind of a policy or political problem.

I've never seen a candidate - I've never seen a human being - who, with the most limited briefing, can understand the dimensions, the parameters, the nuances of everything of any kind of a policy or political problem.
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I didn’t just experiment with marijuana – if you know what I mean.

I didn’t just experiment with marijuana – if you know what I mean.
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All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right.

All the wrong people are against it, so it must be right.
James Carville

Republicans now have their own network in Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs.

Republicans now have their own network in Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs.
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Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.

Sometimes a mind is like a mouth: you just got to shut it.
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If you say three things, you don't say anything.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.
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Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.

Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.
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Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
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What I'm suggesting is, stand for yourself, be for something and the hell with it. Because the hand-wringers and the editorialists and the sigh-and-pontificate crowd will be against you, whatever you do.

What I'm suggesting is, stand for yourself, be for something and the hell with it. Because the hand-wringers and the editorialists and the sigh-and-pontificate crowd will be against you, whatever you do.
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