Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.