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A collection of quotes and thoughts by Dylan Moran on books, love, potential, lyrics, believe, people, time, funny, women, soup, listening, time, literature and laughter.

17 Great Quotes By Dylan Moran That Explain Life To Perfection

Quick Facts

Famous As: Comedian, Writer, Actor

Born On: November 3, 1971

Born In: Navan

Dylan Moran is a celebrated Irish actor, comedian, filmmaker and writer best-known for the television sitcom ‘Black Books’ which is an observational comedy. He kicked start his career by performing at the ‘Comedy Cellar’ in Dublin. His performance was well-received and there was no looking back after that. He is loved by his audiences for his sarcastic humor and black comedy. However, he is one of the shyest comedians ever who is mostly reluctant in giving interviews. He also prefers to keep his personal life away from public glare. Some of most notable works include, ‘Notting Hill’, ‘Calvary’, ‘A Cock and Bull Story’, ‘Black Books’, ‘How Do You Want Me?’, ‘Off The Hook’ and ‘Like, Totally.... Dylan Moran Live’. Though he disappoints his fans by not giving interviews or not sharing anything about his life, we have still managed to compile some popular thoughts, opinions and views which the famous actor has shared through his movies, dialogues, gigs, work and life. Following is a list of quotable quotes and sayings by Dylan Moran.

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.

Dylan Moran

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

Dylan Moran

People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'" [What It Is (2009)]

Dylan Moran

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

Dylan Moran

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Dylan Moran

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Dylan Moran

I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.

Dylan Moran

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

Dylan Moran

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

Dylan Moran

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?

Dylan Moran

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

Dylan Moran

I can’t get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.

Dylan Moran

You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes look at yourself and think--this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

Dylan Moran

People will kill you over time. And how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like ‘be realistic’.

Dylan Moran

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

Dylan Moran

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

Dylan Moran

Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need, but strangely enough it always seems to be the exact same height, depth, and breadth as you.

Dylan Moran