Dylan Moran is a celebrated Irish actor, comedian, filmmaker and writer best-known for the television sitcom ‘Black Books’ which is an observational comedy. He kicked start his career by performing at the ‘Comedy Cellar’ in Dublin. His performance was well-received and there was no looking back after that. He is loved by his audiences for his sarcastic humor and black comedy. However, he is one of the shyest comedians ever who is mostly reluctant in giving interviews. He also prefers to keep his personal life away from public glare. Some of most notable works include, ‘Notting Hill’, ‘Calvary’, ‘A Cock and Bull Story’, ‘Black Books’, ‘How Do You Want Me?’, ‘Off The Hook’ and ‘Like, Totally.... Dylan Moran Live’. Though he disappoints his fans by not giving interviews or not sharing anything about his life, we have still managed to compile some popular thoughts, opinions and views which the famous actor has shared through his movies, dialogues, gigs, work and life. Following is a list of quotable quotes and sayings by Dylan Moran.
Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'"
[What It Is (2009)]
Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes look at yourself and think--this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
Dylan Moran
Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need, but strangely enough it always seems to be the exact same height, depth, and breadth as you.
![[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.](https://quotes.thefamouspeople.com/images/quotes/dylan-moran-15469.jpg)
