17 Great Quotes By Dylan Moran That Explain Life To Perfection

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.

You

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Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

You Think Like

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People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'" [What It Is (2009)]

You Time Will

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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

You Me Time I

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I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

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I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

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I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.

I

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[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.

You

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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

You I

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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?

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Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

You Think

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I can’t get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.

You Need I

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You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am--you do sometimes look at yourself and think--this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

You Yourself

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People will kill you over time. And how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases like ‘be realistic’.

You Time Like Will

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Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

Me

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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

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Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need, but strangely enough it always seems to be the exact same height, depth, and breadth as you.

You Never Need

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