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39 Mind-Blowing Quotes By Douglas William Jerrold

Famous As: Dramatist
Born On: January 3, 1803
Died On: June 8, 1857
Born In: London, England
Died At Age: 54

Douglas William Jerrold was an acclaimed English writer and dramatist. He was also a prolific humorist. He was born to a drama actor and was introduced to the stage by his father. He joined a guard ship during the ‘War of the Waterloo’ which cultivated his love for the sea. Jerrold faced economic crisis at an early age and started working as an apprentice at a printing office. There he eventually realized his writing skills and published various articles in the sixpenny magazines. His first most notable work was the criticism of a popular opera which caught the eye of the editor and he was made a professional journalist. Apart from this he was very witty and was known for holding hilarious conversations. We have compiled some notable quotations and sayings by the celebrated writer which will give you a glimpse of his funny side. Take a look at the thoughts and quotes by Douglas William Jerrold which will enlighten you more about life.

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A blessed companion is a book--a book that, fitly chosen, is a lifelong friend...a book that, at a touch, pours its heart into your own.

A blessed companion is a book--a book that, fitly chosen, is a lifelong friend...a book that, at a touch, pours its heart into your own.

Douglas William Jerrold
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Douglas William Jerrold
Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it.

Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it.

Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Douglas William Jerrold
The sharp employ the sharp.

The sharp employ the sharp.

Douglas William Jerrold
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

Douglas William Jerrold
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

Douglas William Jerrold
Religion's in the heart, not in the knees.

Religion's in the heart, not in the knees.

Douglas William Jerrold
There is peace more destructive of the manhood of living man than war is destructive of his material body.

There is peace more destructive of the manhood of living man than war is destructive of his material body.

Douglas William Jerrold
We love peace, but not peace at any price.

We love peace, but not peace at any price.

Douglas William Jerrold
In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.

In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.

Douglas William Jerrold
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

Douglas William Jerrold
Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.

Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.

Douglas William Jerrold
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.

Douglas William Jerrold
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.

Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.

Douglas William Jerrold
A man, so to speak, who is not able to bow to his own conscience every morning is hardly in a condition to respectfully salute the world at any other time of the day.

A man, so to speak, who is not able to bow to his own conscience every morning is hardly in a condition to respectfully salute the world at any other time of the day.

Douglas William Jerrold
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

Douglas William Jerrold
Readers are of two sorts: one who goes carefully through a book, and the other who as carefully lets the book go through him.

Readers are of two sorts: one who goes carefully through a book, and the other who as carefully lets the book go through him.

Douglas William Jerrold
Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams.

Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams.

Douglas William Jerrold
After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

Douglas William Jerrold
A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon, out of respect for that 'ancient institution,' the old one

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon, out of respect for that 'ancient institution,' the old one

Douglas William Jerrold
The sharp employ the sharp; verily, a man may be known by his attorney.

The sharp employ the sharp; verily, a man may be known by his attorney.

Douglas William Jerrold
If an earthquake were to engulf England tomorrow, the English would manage to meet and dine somewhere among the rubbish, just to celebrate the event.

If an earthquake were to engulf England tomorrow, the English would manage to meet and dine somewhere among the rubbish, just to celebrate the event.

Douglas William Jerrold
There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.

There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.

Douglas William Jerrold
Nothing is so beneficial to a young author as the advice of a man whose judgment stands constitutionally at the freezing-point.

Nothing is so beneficial to a young author as the advice of a man whose judgment stands constitutionally at the freezing-point.

Douglas William Jerrold
Nature designed us to be of good cheer.

Nature designed us to be of good cheer.

Douglas William Jerrold
A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

Douglas William Jerrold
Malice blunts the point of wit.

Malice blunts the point of wit.

Douglas William Jerrold
Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.

Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.

Douglas William Jerrold
Literature, like a gypsy, to be picturesque, should be a little ragged.

Literature, like a gypsy, to be picturesque, should be a little ragged.

Douglas William Jerrold
Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Douglas William Jerrold
Jewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.

Jewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.

Douglas William Jerrold
Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Douglas William Jerrold
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason - the lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason - the lawyers didn't make it.

Douglas William Jerrold
I would like to have a second chance at my first love.

I would like to have a second chance at my first love.

Douglas William Jerrold
Man owes two solemn debts--one to society, and one to-nature. It is only when he pays the second that he covers the first.

Man owes two solemn debts--one to society, and one to-nature. It is only when he pays the second that he covers the first.

Douglas William Jerrold
The language of women should be luminous, but not voluminous.

The language of women should be luminous, but not voluminous.

Douglas William Jerrold
What a fine-looking thing is war!
Yet, dress it as we may, dress and feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it,--what is it, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform!

What a fine-looking thing is war! Yet, dress it as we may, dress and feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it,--what is it, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform!

Douglas William Jerrold

A creature undefiled by the taint of the world, unvexed by its injustice, unwearied by its hollow pleasures; a being fresh from the source of light, with something of its universal lustre in it. If childhood be this, how holy the duty to see that in its onward growth it shall be no other!

Douglas William Jerrold