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37 Quotes By Doug Larson Which Are A Barrel Of Laughs

Famous As: Journalist
Born On: February 10, 1926
Born In: United States
Age: 98 Years
Doug Larson was a famous communist, and editor of the ‘Door Country Advocate’. He also expressed his viewpoints, thoughts and opinions by writing daily columns for Wisconsin-based newspaper, ‘Green Bay Press-Gazette’. In 1980, Larson took authorship of the column that was previously syndicated through ‘United Media’ and was titled ‘Senator Soaper Says’. The same was previously written by ‘Bill Vaughn’. Considered to be the master of one-liners, Doug has left a legacy of humorous one-liners which are till date used as quotable quotes. We have rounded some funny, ironic, insightful and enlightening quotable quotes and sayings by Doug Larson which have been excerpted from his humorous observations, columns, writings, articles, thoughts, work and life. Read through the quotations and thoughts by Doug Larson on computers, anniversary, happy, gardening, food, happy, admit, opportunity, sometimes, fools, flower, language, spring, blame, wisdom, choice, learning, paradise, fishing, mistake, humor, process, ageing etc.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur

Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend

Doug Larson
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Doug Larson
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Doug Larson
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Doug Larson
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Doug Larson
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Doug Larson