37 Quotes By Doug Larson Which Are A Barrel Of Laughs
Doug Larson was a famous communist, and editor of the ‘Door Country Advocate’. He also expressed his viewpoints, thoughts and opinions by writing daily columns for Wisconsin-based newspaper, ‘Green Bay Press-Gazette’. In 1980, Larson took authorship of the column that was previously syndicated through ‘United Media’ and was titled ‘Senator Soaper Says’. The same was previously written by ‘Bill Vaughn’. Considered to be the master of one-liners, Doug has left a legacy of humorous one-liners which are till date used as quotable quotes. We have rounded some funny, ironic, insightful and enlightening quotable quotes and sayings by Doug Larson which have been excerpted from his humorous observations, columns, writings, articles, thoughts, work and life. Read through the quotations and thoughts by Doug Larson on computers, anniversary, happy, gardening, food, happy, admit, opportunity, sometimes, fools, flower, language, spring, blame, wisdom, choice, learning, paradise, fishing, mistake, humor, process, ageing etc.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.