A collection of famous sayings and quotes by David Spade on movies, style, stories, crazy, country, tv-shows, sitcom, play, rap, country, skateboard and die.
32 Interesting Quotes By David Spade For The Happy-Go-Lucky
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Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Writer, Television Personality
David Spade is a celebrated American television personality, stand-up comedian, actor, and writer, who gained recognition with ‘Saturday Night Live,’ as a cast member. Some of his notable works include ‘Grown Ups,’ ‘Tommy Boy,’ ‘Rules of Engagement,’ ‘Joe Dirt,’ ‘Just Shoot Me!,’ and ‘8 Simple Rules.’ His gigs, acting roles and stand-up comedy acts primarily rely on self-deprecation and sarcasm. He has been nominated for the ‘Golden Globe Awards,’ and has been a host at various award shows. He has also lent his voice to a number of animated characters. We have gathered the funniest and craziest one liner, words, sayings and quotes by David Spade which have been collected from his movies, tv-shows, thoughts, gigs, stand-up acts, interviews, shows and life. Zoom through the most sought-after quotes and thoughts by David Spade that will leave you in splits.
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
David Spade
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
David Spade
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
David Spade
My career is just kind of crazy.
David Spade
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
David Spade
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
David Spade
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
David Spade
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
David Spade
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
FYI, this book is not that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored, then forgotten fifteen minutes later. It could be read cover-to-cover during one medium-to-severe case of diarrhea.
