David Spade is a celebrated American television personality, stand-up comedian, actor, and writer, who gained recognition with ‘Saturday Night Live,’ as a cast member. Some of his notable works include ‘Grown Ups,’ ‘Tommy Boy,’ ‘Rules of Engagement,’ ‘Joe Dirt,’ ‘Just Shoot Me!,’ and ‘8 Simple Rules.’ His gigs, acting roles and stand-up comedy acts primarily rely on self-deprecation and sarcasm. He has been nominated for the ‘Golden Globe Awards,’ and has been a host at various award shows. He has also lent his voice to a number of animated characters. We have gathered the funniest and craziest one liner, words, sayings and quotes by David Spade which have been collected from his movies, tv-shows, thoughts, gigs, stand-up acts, interviews, shows and life. Zoom through the most sought-after quotes and thoughts by David Spade that will leave you in splits.