I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.
He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough
He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.
Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.
Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.
Every team in the Western Conference has flaws.
Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.
As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.
America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.
All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.
Everybody in New York thinks the Knicks are Playboy bunnies, and I have been telling them for years the Knicks are a rabbit. They're closer to a Playboy bunny this year but for the last few years these guys are like, 'We have a really good team!' And I say, 'You really think that?' And I say, 'No, they don't.' But this is the best team they've had in a while.
