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A collection of quotes and thoughts by Bob Hope on funny, movie, hope, one-liner, giving, political, caring, funny, witty, happiness, laughter, jokes, flying and believe.

23 Famous Quotes By Bob Hope That Are Rib Tickling

Quick Facts

Famous As: Comedian

Born On: May 29, 1903

Died On: July 27, 2003

Born In: Eltham

Died At Age: 100

Bob Hope was a distinguished American actor, comedian, author, vaudevillian, athlete, singer and dancer. With a career that spanned over eight decades, the versatile actor appeared in approximately 70 short and feature films that also includes a series of ‘Road’ movies. He also hosted the Academy Awards 19 times which is more than any other host till date. He penned down 14 books which expressed his thoughts, viewpoints and opinions on matters close to his heart. Besides that he also featured in various television roles and stage productions. He started his career when he was in his 20s with stage performances. Later, Hope started appearing in films and on the radio. He gained popularity for his comic timing, rapid-fire delivery of jokes, thoughts and one-liners. Following is a corpus of quotes and sayings by the multi-faceted artist which will make you love him more. Read through the thoughts and quotes by Bob Hope.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

If you were to be loved be loveable

Bob Hope

People who blow kisses are hoplessly lazy.

Bob Hope

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are helplessly lazy

Bob Hope