100 Tina Fey Quotes That Are Just So Wise

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

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By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.

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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

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I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

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You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

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Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

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THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.

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Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.

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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

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When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

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The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.

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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.

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Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

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This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

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Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

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And I can see Russia from my house.

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You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

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