When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.
I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.
If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.
I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.
The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.
I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.
I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.
Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.
Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.
Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.
