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100 Great Quotes By Steve Martin That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Famous As: Actor, Comedian, Writer and Musician
Born On: August 14, 1945
Born In: Waco, Texas, United States
Age: 78 Years
Steve Martin is a renowned American comedian, writer and actor. He joined the University of California to study theatre while performing as a comedian in local clubs. His local fame as a comedian encouraged him to dropout from college, and he subsequently won an ‘Emmy Award’ as a comedy writer for ‘The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour’. He started appearing on various popular comedy shows but his appearance on ‘Saturday Night Live’ proved to be a major breakthrough. He came up with four comedy albums and won ‘Grammy’ for ‘Let's Get Small’ and ‘A Wild and Crazy Guy’. He debuted on the big screen with small roles but eventually got his first prominent role in ‘Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band’ where his performance was appreciated by the masses. This encouraged him to co-write and act in his next film ‘The Jerk’ to make it into a huge commercial success. The movie is acknowledged to be his most notable work and he was also listed in the "The 100 Greatest Performances of All Time". While proving his prominence on the big screen with movies like ‘Father of the Bride’ and ‘Bringing Down the House’, he continued to publish a few successful novels which includes ‘Shopgirl’. We have compiled some inspiring quotations and sayings by the distinguished artist which have been excerpted from his interviews, work, thoughts, writings and life. Go through the quotes and thoughts by Steve Martin which will reveal the truths of life besides tickling your funny bones.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin
I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.

Steve Martin
It's pain that changes our lives.

It's pain that changes our lives.

Steve Martin
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

Steve Martin
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin
... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

Steve Martin
...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

Steve Martin
We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.

We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.

Steve Martin
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

Steve Martin
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

Steve Martin
She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.

She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.

Steve Martin
I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...

I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...

Steve Martin
The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

Steve Martin
I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Steve Martin
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Steve Martin
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Steve Martin
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Steve Martin
The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

Steve Martin
She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.

Steve Martin