Versatile Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an author, actor, producer, television host, media critic and comedian. Colbert coined ‘Word of the Year 2006’- truthiness. Tyrone, the youngest of 11 kids was born with a cheeky charm. His satirical persona fetched him 2013 Emmy award for the best variety show. He created sketch for Exit 57 and Strangers with Candy. He’s famous for CBS talk show ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ that lasted for 10 years. Stephen wrote ‘The Dana Carvey Show’, voiced ‘The Ambiguously Gay Duo’ and did a live action version with Fallon, Helms and Hamm. In his teens, he was associated with ‘A Shot in the Dark’- a Rolling Stones cover band. Being close to his family, he mourned the death of his brothers by delving into the world of books and wrote tribute ‘The Colbert Report’ dedicated to his late mother, who motivated him to pursue acting. The bestselling book ‘I am America’ is the brainchild of this registered Democrat. Colbert continues to entertain and inspire others with satirical comedy. To appreciate Colbert's years of insightful comedic genius, we've compiled some of his most memorable quotes. We have excerpted his quotes from his writings, speeches, general life and shows. Presenting a collection of Stephen Colbert Quotes about Christianity, Trump, America, graduation, truthiness, Jesus and much more.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
Stephen Colbert
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
Stephen Colbert
I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
Stephen Colbert
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.