I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
![Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.](https://quotes.thefamouspeople.com/images/quotes/russell-brand-47151.jpg)
Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.
Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.
For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.
Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage.
I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards.
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
Life’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.
People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.
All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.
I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.
Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.
I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.
I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.
I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains.
What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.
The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek
Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.
If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.
![There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.](https://quotes.thefamouspeople.com/images/quotes/russell-brand-47177.jpg)
There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.
A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo...
See all these buildings, Russell? All these buildings were once a drawing on a piece of paper, and before that they were an idea in someone’s head. Any idea that you have, you can make manifest.
