I've always been a fan of Andy Kaufman.
I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.
I never thought I'd be making a living off of acting - it's still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.
My parents instilled a very strong work ethic in me from a young age, fortunately.
What I like most about directing is creating a world more so than anything. To me, the music is the wrapping paper on that world.
France has given us the best filmmakers and food.
I've always had the utmost respect and awe of what the lens can do and what a director can do with just a camera move.
I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.
My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.
When I'm directing I'm working from 100% of my brain, but when I'm acting I'm working from my heart.
I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.
I've always been a horror fan! Ever since I can vastly remember, and I think it's because I was so terrified of monsters and ghosts as a kid that I had to sleep in front of my parents room until I was 12.
I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly.
I studied directing prior to acting and I've done music videos and documentaries and things that were sort of well-received.
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.
I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.
I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit my art to a medium.
I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.
I've taken magic lessons since I was five-years-old. When I was little I would wear a top hat and cape, and I'd get relentlessly beat up by jocks. That's why I don't care for sports.
I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?
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I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)
I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.
I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.
At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.
My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.
I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional
If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.
Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.
I've seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a revolting hollywood trend. I like real women, not the broomsticks that Hollywood has been selling lately.
