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A collection of quotes Janeane Garofalo on humor, politics, relationships, nostalgia, age, courage taste, individuality, acting, writing, empty, funny, wit and children.

7 Great Quotes By Janeane Garofalo That Are Sure To Make You Smile

Quick Facts

Born On
28 September 1964 AD

Born In
Newton, New Jersey, United States

Age
52

Janeane Garofalo is a popular American stand-up comedian known for her dark and atypical humor. She was born in an ordinary family and had to struggle a lot to survive since an early age. She started off her career as a stand-up comedian by making jokes on culture which were well-appreciated by the masses. She soon became a known face in Los Angeles and New York City which paved her path to the small screen. There she debuted with the show titled ‘Ben Stiller Show’ and went on to appear on the ‘SNL’ as well as ‘The Larry Sanders Show’. The latter brought her a nomination for the most renowned ‘Emmy Award’ and is believed to be the most notable work of her life. She debuted on the big screen with ‘Reality Bites’ in a supporting role which was followed by the hit film ‘The Truth About Cats & Dogs’. She further made movies on various genres right from comedy to police thriller to gain immense respect as an actor. Her versatile nature compelled her to co-host ‘The Majority Report’ show through which she vented out her political beliefs and activism. All through her career, she has worked hard to prove her prominence as an entertainer. Following are some notable quotations and sayings by the celebrated actor which have been excerpted from her writings, interviews, books, work and life. Go through the quotes and thoughts by Janeane Garofalo which are inspired by her unconventional character.

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

- Janeane Garofalo

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.

- Janeane Garofalo

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

- Janeane Garofalo

Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.

- Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

- Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

- Janeane Garofalo

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

- Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Janeane Garofalo