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90 Quotes By James Thurber, The Renowned American Humorist And Cartoonist

Famous As: Cartoonist, Author, Journalist & Playwright
Born On: December 8, 1894
Died On: November 2, 1961
Born In: Columbus, Ohio, United States
Died At Age: 66
James Grover Thurber was an American journalist, author, cartoonist, playwright and humorist. Thurber went to The Ohio State University but did not complete his degree due to problems with his eyesight and after working as a government clerk for some time, he joined ‘The Columbus Dispatch’ as a journalist. His career took an upward turn when he moved to New York in 1925 and he never looked back since then. He joined ‘The New Yorker’ magazine soon after as an editor and became the cartoonist at the publication in 1930. He was a prolific short story writer for the New Yorker and was also famous for his pithy cartoons directed towards the current affairs of that time. Some of his most well-known stories include ‘The Catbird Seat’, ‘My Life and Hard Times’, ‘The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ and ‘My World and Welcome to It’ among others. He had also written the well-known play ‘The Male Animal’ that was staged at Broadway and was later on turned into a film. Thurber was a multi-faceted talent and at the same time he had a sharp wit that could only be matched by few. Whatever he has said or written has become quite famous as his quotes and thoughts and is quoted extensively. He possessed the skill of presenting his thoughts on most serious and sensitive issues in a witty and humorous way. We have excerpted his most famous quotes from his writings, books, essays and cartoons. Here is a collection of James Thurber’s thoughts, quotations and sayings.
Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

James Thurber
Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

James Thurber
Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

James Thurber
All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

James Thurber
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

James Thurber
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

James Thurber
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

James Thurber
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

James Thurber
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber
Sean O'Connell: Sometimes I don't. If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don't like to have the distraction of the camera. I just want to stay in it.

Sean O'Connell: Sometimes I don't. If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don't like to have the distraction of the camera. I just want to stay in it.

James Thurber
You are all a lost generation,

You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night.

James Thurber
She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.

She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.

James Thurber
Love is what you've been through with somebody

Love is what you've been through with somebody

James Thurber
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

James Thurber
Don't get it right, get it written.

Don't get it right, get it written.

James Thurber
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

James Thurber
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

James Thurber
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

James Thurber
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

James Thurber
Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber
Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.

Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.

James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

James Thurber
You can fool too many people, too much of the time.

You can fool too many people, too much of the time.

James Thurber
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

James Thurber
Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

James Thurber
I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.

I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.

James Thurber
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy, and dead.

James Thurber
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

James Thurber